They are young, rich and beautiful, so why do they end up with such crappy men???? Here’s my list of girls who picked the WORST possible celebrity boyfriends, including Princess Diana, Posh Spice and, of course, Sienna Miller.

Balthazar and Sienna frolicking

In at number 7:
Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty
Apart from being a bad boyfriend, Balthazar Getty seems to be a plain bad human being. Balthy ran off with ultimate homewrecker Sienna Miller, leaving his wife and four (!) young children behind to be photographed, again and again, holding Sienna’s naked naughty bits in front of droves of reporters. Nice one. What a complete and utter tool!

6: Halle Berry & Eric Bennet
Berry’s ex Eric Bennet cheated on her, over and over. Imagine that. Cheating on Halle Berry?! You idiot! Didn’t you see that Bond movie? To top things off, Eric himself claims he ‘only cheated to save the marriage’. Soooo, how’s that working for ya?

Anne and the fraudster

5: Anne Hathaway & Raffaello Follieri
Thought she found amore with Italian millionaire hunk Raffaello Follieri. Alas, he turned out to be a fraudster, using a picture of himself and the pope(!) to get people to give him loads of cash. Bafflingly, it actually worked! Bad boy’s doing time and Anne insists she’s seeing a ’sexy man’. Better watch your wallet there, Anne!

Number 4
Britney Spears & Kfed
Ah. Brit. Poor, poor Brit. Married Kevin Federline, a guy who was in it for her fame and who somehow managed to come out looking like the more respectable parent of the two. Ai. That’s a bad, bad boyfriend.

Number 3

Eddie & Scary

Scary Spice & Eddie Murphy
Scary Mel B. dated and quickly fell pregnant by the not so great Eddy Murphy. The Beverly Hills Cop denied point blank until a paternity test (how embarrassing!) proved Scary’d been right all along and he was the father of their daughter. He has still refused to even see the little girl. Jerk!

Number 2
Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham & Some Sad Loser
The sins of our youth will keep haunting us forever! Posh’ Ex boyfriend Corey Haim did a kiss-and-tell story on Posh, years and years after they split up. Now we all know Posh is a bad kisser….

Now that’s pretty bad, but I saved the best/worst for last!

Number 1

Princess Diana

Lady Di & James Hewitt
Absolutely, undeniably, no contest, worst boyfriend ever: Di’s ex James Hewitt told the world in a documentary all about his affair with Lady Di. I guess at least he had the courtesy to say that she was a good lover. So I suppose Di has that small advantage over Posh. However, Hewitt then went on to sell her love letters to the highest bidder.

Ohmygod, what kind of a jerk does that? Well, a greedy one apparently. I hope there’s a special circle of hell for cads like this. There probably is….

Jessica Biel in Louis Vuitton

Looks like someone’s missing rather a large, elaborate table cloth!

What is it with gorgeous actresses and terrible, unflattering dresses? Jessica Biel has one of the finest bodies in the universe and yet she wears THIS? When they say she is so cute she can wear a potato sack and still look good you’ll know it’s a lie from now on. Obviously Louis Vuitton should stick to making overpriced bags and stay out of the realm of stuff that’s supposed to fit like a glove!

90210 Blackberry Babe Annalynne McCord

I hope the guys at Blackberry gave her a free Storm phone, because these Annalynne pics at the launch of this new gadget will help sell more of those overpriced babies. Crisis? What crisis?

Of course, in 90210 she plays a very inappropriately dressed high school girl, but I don’t think they could have come up with this outfit. Shame, might help those flagging ratings….

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Glad 90210’s back. I know, I know, this show’ll probably get axed next season, but hey, I like to enjoy it while I can.

Homecoming. Great. Adrianna is in rehab, Naomi won’t  forgive her for sticking her with a drug rep, oddly enough Adrianna gets off a lot easier than Naomi did? Anyway, not a hell of a lot happens, really, this episode, and what they really miss is an arc, something that makes you wonder. Now that Ethan and Annie are together, I must say Annie didn’t put up much of a fight, and Dixon and Silver are together and Navid and Adrianna might be together, what next?

They need a bad guy and so far the most evil person in the series is Naomi’s mom. Maybe the long lost bro will turn out to be interesting? It couldn’t be Ethan, I guess, ’cause he’s too young, and it could be cute teach, snogging the undercover detective btw, good going, so who else is there?

90210 gossip
Rumor has it that there’s a new guy on the horizon that’ll get Naomi and Annie at each others’ throats and the long lost son is supposed to surface around episode 10 and will throw Dixon into a frenzy of insecurities. Brenda and Kelly return to the screen to get into more drama, once again and may even decide to end their friendship once and for all. Might not be a bad call….

Let’s wait and see!

Plus, maybe Dixon’s birth dad/mom can come and kick up a fuss? We haven’t heard much about his adoption, only that it was when Annie was already 8 years old. No dark secrets alas, but maybe it’ll liven things up?

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Peyton & Lucas gettng married

Why is it that after years and years of weddings going horribly wrong, people still snigger at ‘you’re not supposed to see the dress before the wedding’? Especially Lucas, with a bit of a lousy track record in weddings, should be staying away from black cats, not walking under ladders and definitely, definitely make sure he doesn’t see bride or gown a second before the wedding. We’re betting Peyton will get kidnapped, maybe by creepy movie guy, since at the moment there doesn’t seem to be any body else.

Good episode. I like that Quentin hasn’t been forgot. Often in series, people die, everybody cries and hey, it’s back to normal. Nathan plays slamball and of course he gets hurt, Lucas sits mooning around (writing must pay reaaally well if he gets to pout around and mull over selling the movie rights to his book. At what? 24? Mouth having a horny intern is a bit of an icky joke.  I like Owen being back. CUTE!

Something was bound to go wrong with the dress as peyton is wearing something completely different in these pictures. So, is this a dream sequence? Or does she really wear her hair like that? Shame, her hair usually looks so great and in this picture, ai.

Funny quote:

Nathan to Owen “I think of all the things you screwed up in your life Brooke Davis is definitely in the top two.”

Owen: “What’s the other one?”

Nathan: “That haircut.”

Owen “Or maybe my drug addiction?”
Nathan “Or maybe that.”

Here’s the creepy guy wanting to make the book into a movie:

For all you sidereelers here’s the link

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Sophia & James!

I just read it on JustJared! One Tree Hill’s Brooke is dating OTH Nathan! You’d think Sophia would think twice after the whole Chad Michael Murray divorce hing, but apparently she’s undeterred. They make a cute couple though….

Not so cute: Chad Michael (you really think his friends call him that? Or would it be just ‘Chad’?) should be kinda ashamed of himself outing his ex and his co-star. The interviewer probably never watched a OTH episode in her life! So Chad is 27 and getting ready to get married for the second time? How, at this rate he’ll be giving Elizabeth Taylor a run for her money….

Cam looking silly

Ok, the guy’s cute, but this outfit’s just ridiculous. Twilight’s Cam has been setting many a young girl’s heart aflutter, and I don’t blame them. So far, this is the worst outfit I’ve seen all week though. It’s only Tuesday though so who knows what might still happen!

Cam wore this silly thing to a photo shoot for his new flick Twilight. Kristen is looking less than happy btw? And not as hotas usual? Anyway, here’s the trailer, Twilight is in cinema’s from 21st November.

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Is it me or is Scotty’s mom awfully young? Anyway, yes, Kevin and Rebecca finally had sex. Still felt a bit ickey. Nora got her grant, basically because her cheating husband used to play golf with the big money guy, not really a wonderful start to her independence spree, but hey, those sick families will get their 17 million dollar house.

Holly and Rebecca got a little drunk together and seem to be mending bridges. I actually like Holly and I was sorry she got such a lousy deal. Not only didn’t she get the guy, he was cheating on her as well? Jeez. Well, she did get all that lovely money….

I actually thought Kevin was right to kick up a fuss and yes, I like that they are both still a little uneasy about the gay marriage thing: I wish it wasn’t so, but most of society still has to get used to two guys, or girls, being a married couple (did I mention Vote no on prop 8?), so it’s only natural that they’re still finding their feet.

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No HIMYM alas last night! Because of the world series? I don’t care about the world series!!!!! I want my weekly fix of Marshall and Barney! Anyway, there was Gossip Girl though, apparently Manhattan’s too chique to be bothered by a little thing like the world series and it was actually pretty good!

Serena and Dan attend Rufus art opening as nauseating friends, but Serena kills the mood by hooking up with budding artist Aaron Rose (those glasses. Yikes. I know, I know, they are the latest in eyewear and chic, still he looks like an idiot) Little J has to deal with Eleanor Waldorf, who is attempting to “borrow” Jenny’s designs. Sighing, saw that one coming a mile away. Also: she’s been working there for what? A week? Already the daggers come out?  Blair attempts to seduce Chuck, why?, who doesn’t want to sleep with her. Reaaaally? A 17 year old boy doesn’t want to sleep with a nubile young girl until she tells him she loves him?

GG hasn’t been my favorite this season, but I liked tonight’s unlikely teaming up of Dan and Blair, trying to seduce Chuck.

What’s with the hair though? ‘Shorter, blonder’? She looks like a druggie.

Best quote of the week? There were a lot of them, but this one really cracked me up:
Sorry J., but in the real world you can’t take a note to the principle when a drunken model eats your homework

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Well, we all know love comes in the most unlikely shapes and sizes and so enter John Glover, aka the evil Lionel Luthor of Smallville fame, playing a part that suits him to a tee: cute older guy. We hope they dance away into the sunset, or maybe a nice condo in Boca? because seriously, it’s time for Saul to get away from the clingy siblings and get a life of his own, but alas, so far Luthor/Glover has only signed on for three episodes.

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