Billy Bob looking not so hot vs Duchovny: come on, no contest!

I bet David Duchovny was well miffed when he found out he was being cheated on with Billy *&^&* Bob Thornton!

Billy Bob has a long history of capturing the hearts of babes, not the least of which is, of course, the fabulous miz Angelina Jolie. Though God only knows why all these drop dead gorgeous lasses go for  the old Billy goat, because he looks like the back of my foot. So when word broke that Tea Leoni left cute hubby David Duchovny for Billy Bob I was more than a little shocked. Gerard Butler, sure, I’d go for it, but BILLY BOB? Jeez.

As a feminist I must say it’s nice when the wife leaves the attractive successful male for a change. But the whole Duchovny-sex-addiction-rehab thing seems weird: As someone (sorry, I forget who, but you’re great!) said on the web “Going on a porn & sex binge after being dumped by your wife of eleven years and then being called a sex addict is like crawling out of the desert after a month and being called a water addict.”

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