Sarah Jane Morris: pretty dull

At least Balthazar Getty gets his rocks off occasionally and is snapped in ridiculously compromising positions with playmate Sienna Miller. On-screen long suffering spouse Sarah Jane Morris on the other hand only gets to say lame lines such as “are you all right?”, “maybe you should talk to her” and “the baby is asleep”. Jeez, hardly a challenging role.So far all she’s done is sit around and cry. And their marriage isn’t of the exemplary kind, they were apart for what? A month? And they BOTH cheated?

I actually remember thinking during the pilot that the pretty blond girl had hardly any on-screen time and idly wondering whether that would ever change. It hasn’t, poor lass. So who is this Sarah Jane Morris (is it me or is her very name boring as well?).

Well, she was born in Memphis, Tennessee in 1977. Her father is called Walker Morris, which is a reasonably funny coincidence, as her character now is Julia Walker. It doesn’t get much more exciting though. Her dad’s a pilot, her mom’s a social worker, Sarah Jane got married to a guy named Ned and they have a dog called Floyd, she does yoga… Apparently (watch Jimmy Kimmel video) she steals used grease to use as bio-diesel. Yikes. That’s the most politically correct crime I’ve ever heard of!
Here’s the vid of Sarah Jane on Jimmy Kimmel:

Yup, if anyone’s leaving the show, it should so be her, because she is dull in real life as well! Couldn’t she have squeezed in a drug habit or an illegitimate child? Somewhere?Maybe Tommy could get together with Holly? Now that would cause a stir….

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