It’s that time of the year that you watch old reruns and I stumbled across te Startrek Voyager episode featuring comedienne Sarah Silverman not so great first steps into the spotlights. I’m glad she turned to comedy….

(she’s only in the final segment of the trailer, alas)

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Booth in the UK

Brennan and Booth are both in the UK on official business: Booth to talk to the UK police and Brennan to speech at Oxford. They meet up with their British counter parts: a professor of archeology and his female police officer side kick.

Of course things start getting messy soon as more and more bones turn up and their host is killed.

I really like ones, but this two bit basically blew. Brits were made out to be stiff upper lipped idiots who solely drive around in Mini’s
and Booth made an ass of himself as the dumb Yank. A stupid piling up of tired cliches. More slapstick than
mystery and no good at all.

The odds of the British police enlisting the help of two foreigners with no UK experience at all are etremely slim. Imagine f the tables were turned and two Brits barged in to the US to start solving a couple of crimes? Right. It would never happen. All right, all right, I hear you: it’s just TV! Lighten up!

I know, and I’ll let a lot of unlikely stuff slide, but this was just too silly and the murder mystery wasn’t particulary good either. Seemed to me the ‘real’writers were off playing golf and left a ouple of interns to slap a storyline together.

Anyway, glad they’re back in the US and hoping they don’t end up in France next year ‘accidentally’ ordering brains in a restaurant or in The Netherland swearing wooden shoes and smoking dope…..

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Bones & Booth

Soooo. Now that basically ALL my series have stopped, it’s time to focus on the future. Bones’ that is.
So, according to executive producer Hart Hanson Bones & Seely will end up in bed together. Naked.
It’s gotta be a dream, right? Because main characters hooking up= always a bad idea. Remember Nanny Fine and Mr Sheffield? Angela and Tony?

So let’s hope t’s just another dare (like when they kissed) or a dream /fantasy sequence?

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Brian AUstin Green & Megan Fox

Terminator SCC hottie Brian Austin Green has to do without girlfriend Megan Fox these days as she’s shooting Terminator 2. Things got kinda scary for Megan when she had to run towards a line of menacing decepticons shooting at her.

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Heather Locklear

I’m quite a Heather Locklear fan: from her Dynasty days as tacky golddigger SammyJo, to scheming Amanda Woodward in Melrose Place and then on to Spin City: Who knew she could do funny too?

Over the last few years life’s been tough on Heather, who turned to drink and was charged with DUI. Then again, that’s like a girlscout badge among Hollywood stars! I’m glad she checked herself into rehab though and seems to be ready to get on with it, starting with, perhaps, a recurring role in B&S. Apparently, HL is lobbying with the producers. I wonder what kind of part she could et? Tommy’s next fling? Yet another WIlliam Walker fling?
Anyway, at 47 she’s still looking HOT!

Dr. Cameron

The past season we’ve hardly had a glimpse of Cameron, Jennifer Morrison, or Chase for that matter. For Cameron fans there’s good news: things are about to get shaken up in the Princeton-Plainsboro hospital!

According to internet rumours, Cam is about to get a Big Christmas Bonus: She’s getting Cuddy’s job! Where does that leave Cuddy? I guess she either runs for president or simply decides she’s fed up with House’s crap and goes of into the wild.

Now I like Cuddy and her all-reveiling outfits, I actually like her a lot more than dowdy Cameron (well, except in the pic above;), but she’s waaaaay too soft on House! And I don’t get why. Anyway, Cameron’s been known to have a giant soft spot for House as well (what is with these women? Are there no eligible men out there? Chase is kinda hunky, so is Foreman and even Wilson is cute-ish, so why don’t they pick some other guy to fawn over?

Earlier this year House-producer said in an interview that he appreciated that House fans wat more Cam&Chace, but: “As someone running a television show, you have to be very careful – people think they want something and they do want something, but it’s not what they need, shall we say, and it’s not what the show needs,” Shore said in the interview. “It’s great that they like those characters. … You want people to want more of things. You have to be careful on what you deliver.”

I guess he’s right. Often when audiences get what they want, such as people on shows hooking up, they loose interest immediately afterwards, so maybe it’s good to keep mixing it up. And maybe Jennifer and Jesse should move on to other shows? I think Jennifer would be a great DA on Law&Order.

Mr & mrs Cox Mohr

Gary Unmarried, aka actor Jay Mohr, has in real life been happily married to second wife Nikki Cox dor two years. As an anniversary present he has added ‘Cox’ to his own last name. So from now on he’ll legally be Jon Cox Mohr. Which does seem better than “Mohr Cox” which has a bit of a pornographic ring to it.

More celebrity marriages:
Top 7 Celeb Couples of 2008

After all the drama of the Madonna-Ritchie divorce, I thought it’d be nice to focus on the Best Couples of 2008! Here’s to Scarlett& Ryan, Leighton& Sebastian, Nicole&Keith and many more!

Scarlett & Ryan

Scarlett & hubby Ryan Reynolds

Sexy Scarlett Johansson (23) married fellow actor Ryan Reynolds (31) in an intimate ceremony outside Vancouver this September. “I believe in finding a soul mate,” Scarlett said in an interview. “I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. I would never want to be in an open one. It’d be too awful.” That Ryan is one very lucky guy!

Leighton Meester & Stan Sebastian

The entire Gossip Girl cast.

First Blake Lively hooked up with Penn Badgely, then Leighton Meester got together with Sebastian Stan and now Taylor Momsen has been seen playing toncil hockey with Chace Crawford! What’s with this show? Personally, I liked Ed Westwick and Drew Barrymore best. Unfortunately that appears to have been a mere one night stand.

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green
Aren’t they the cutest? The world’s sexiest lass hooked up with the tough Terminator slayer and the web just can’t get enough of these two! The power couple got engaged in November.

Nicole Kidman & Keith

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Their marriage got off to a rocky start when Keith had to check himself into rehab mere months after Í do’. Cynics assumed they would never make it, but the star couple have wheathered the storm together and that’s what marriage is all about! They are also the proud parents of baby Sunday Rose.

Michelle & Barack Obama
Michelle and Barack may not be the most flashy couple but they sure make good candidates for celeb couple of the year 2008! Not only do they look like the perfect couple, together they won the 2008 elections: the first black couple in the White House!
Way to go!

Sarkozy & Bruni

French president Nicholas Sarkozy & Carla Bruni
More political lovebirds!
It sounds like the tagline of a movie: after Whirlwind romance the French president marries the model turned songstress and they live happily ever after, in spite of naked pics of her turning up. Carla even recorded an album with a song about having sex with her new husband. Somehow, she’s managed to turn the French president into something of a rockstar himself. Quite a feat, so:Go Carla!

Reese & Jake

Reese Witherspoone & Jake Gyllenhaal

Reese and Jake tried to keep their relationship a secret for quite a while, but now rumors of an engagement are rife. Then again, if two Hollywood stars share a cup of coffee twice there’s usually rumors flying about an engagement or a pregnancy, so who knows. They seem happy though! Last November they tried to have a romantic dinner, but when they tried to leave out the back door, droves of paperazzi were waiting for them. Luckily, the chef came to their rescue, egging te paperazzi and yelling at them to leave the couple alone.

Twilight Bella & Edward

I was in Forks, Washington, this summer. It rained, I had Chinese food and stayed in a flea bag motel with clumps of hair in the bath tub (not mine!) and yukky stains on the carpet (definitely not mine either!). Great Chinese though. And the forests are stunning, almost worth the stains (but not the hair).

And now there’s a whole movie about this tiny town. Twilight is all about a very pretty girl with a very big brain and still it takes her about half the movie to figure out that her hearts desire is undead.

“Your skin is cold, you never eat or drink anything….”

It’s a bit of shame, because anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock for the past couple of years knows exactly what’s going on: Edward is a vampire. It would be like “finding out” half way through the movie that Harry Potter is a wizard. After this unnecessarily long winded start, frankly, I was bored out of my skull.

Rob’s got this dark, brooding Johnnie Depp in Edward Scissorhands-thing going on. Without the acting skills. Kristin on the other hand has all the alabaster skin and the Bambi eyes and doesn’t do a bad job.

As a couple they are just awful. Not for one minute did I believe Edward was in love with Bella. Actually, even HE looked bored. I shudder to think what any sequels will look like. Maybe Rob will do us all a favor and drop out.
Or dead?

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Ted and Barney get into a fight, Barney to impress Robin and Ted simply because he wants to experience a fight and is tired of everybody feeling sorry for him.
Pretty funny, but not a great ep. Lily is nnoying when she is in her kinder garten zone, why not let a couple of thirty year olds beat the crap out of each other? As long as they don’t kill each other, it’s fine! Robin getting all horny after Barney showed up with a blck eye was a bit pathetic, I keep hoping the writers will give her slightly more interesting story lines to sink her teeth into but she always seems a bit on the sidelines. Shame.
I’m getting very curious about the goat though! What is it with this goat?!

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