Gwyn in Pink Oscar Horror

Starting an innocent website on cooking and diets got Gwyneth Paltrow in a whirl of negative media attention.

Who does she think she is, dishing out recipes, parenting advice and places to go-tips? fumed the likes of The Times. Toronto’s The Globe and Mail spluttered: “Why is it called Goop? Perhaps ‘Any Old Load of Rubbish’ and ‘Learn From Me, Ungrateful Peasant’ were both taken.” (which I thought was kinda hilarious)

Actually, AnyOldLoadofRubbish.com would have been much cheaper, because four letter .com domains are rare and expensive! So I guess Gwyneth, having sunk over a 100.000 dollars into this domain name probably has a Master Plan. Not so you´d notice, when you look at her website, but maybe drivelling on about all the wonderful friends she has is step one in the larger scheme of things, like South Parks Underpants Gnomes:

Underpants Gnomes

But all joking aside, why on earth shouldn´t Gwynny set up her own website? Lots and lots of people set up websites all the time about their pets, their backyard or cooking without any training. I´m not a Gwyneth fan, still haven´t gotten past that terrible Oscar dress and acceptance speech, all those years ago, but I really don´t see what all the fuss is about. She´s not claiming she´s the next Ghandi, she simply wants to share a couple of spaghetti recipes! And, being Rich&Famous, she can buy an expensive domain to do it!

And btw her recipe for turkey meatballs sounds divine and I can´t wait to try it! (didn´t she used to be a rabid vegan?)

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Ok, here it is, Gwyneth´s Classic Academy Award Acceptance Speech:

I know Joaquin Phoenix was pretty bad (& hilarious!) on Letterman, but he´s got nothing on Farrah Fawcett! Even though the Charlie´s Angels Star is obviously on enough drugs to sink the Titanic, whereas Joaquin might actually be sober! A scary thought, I know, but here´s Farrah in 1997 writing Letterman history.

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For anyone who hasn´t seen it yet, here´s Joaquin, once again:

Sooo, who´s the winner in the embarassing stakes?

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Megan Fox GQ

It´s official, Megan Fox, the sexiest girl alive, is newly single. Rumour has it ex finace Brian Austin Green got fed up playing second fiddle to his hot twenty something girlfriend. Holding her bag while she signed autographs for leering teenage boys. That kind of stuff. I get it. Then again, the former 90210-star is looking pretty spiffy himself these days!

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Jennifer Aniston Oscars 2009

In a recent interview the How I met Your Mother cast was asked who they hoped the mom would turn out to be.

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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split

Rumors had been getting out for months now that things were not as lovey dovey as they once were in the Green-Fox camp and now it´s official: the pair have officially called off their engagement. Of course we kinda already knew that, but still it´s different when it´s official! The Terminator: SCC star and the Transformers babe are “focusing on their careers” and the split is “amicable”.

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Anne Hathaway

I adore the Oscars. Can´t wait to see what everybody´s wearing!
This year´s

top Oscar dresses:

Anne Hathaway, incredibly elegant in a silver and cream strapless Armani Prive dress.

Evan Rachel Wood Oscars 2009

Evan Rachel Wood. Wow, that is one classy Elie Saab frock.

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Angelina Jolie Oscars 2009

Angelina Jolie in a very simple black strapless number also by Elie Saab, but with earrings to die for!

Worst Oscar dress

Not so great: Kate Winslet in a matronly gray made for her by Yves Saint Laurent. Apparently even her eight year old daughter Mia said “I need to talk to you about the dress–it was gray.”

Heidi Klum looked as if she was wearing a Project Runway reject, you know from one of those episodes they have to make a dress from popcorn or orange peel. Actually it was by hot French designer Roland Mouret, he of Posh´s Moon dress, but this was not a flattering look at all.

Jessica Biel Oscars 2009

Kate shares her Worst dress with another unlikely candidate, the ever lovely Jessica Biel who looked drab and, dare I say it? fat in a clownesk, illfitting, sagging Prada. So, what did you think?

Adriana Lima

Sorry boys, but one of the hottest girls, if not THE hottest chick, on the planet has taken herself off the market this Valentine´s day. Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima said I do! to NBA star Marko Jaric. The two had a small civil ceremony and are planning a big ´do either in Brazil or Jaric´s native Serbia. Like that´s a difficult choice: Brazil vs Serbia? The couple have been dating since 2006 and got engaged last year on Lima´s birthday.

“I was not the person to fall in love easily,” Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, told PEOPLE. “I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it’s a little different situation.”

Guess Adriana fell for his oozing charm…!

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Rumors had been flying for a while, but now it seems to be a done deal: singer Nick Lachey will definitely be guest-starring on One Tree Hill!Of course it´s still hush-hush, but Jessica Simpson´s ex-husband probably will be in the episode airing April 27th.

Is this the start of a whole new career in acting for Nick? Not yet anyway, because he will simply be playing himself, dying to record a hot song with Haley! Does that spell trouble in Haley/Nathan paradise? It might do. It´s about time Haley got back in the game, the past few months she´s mostly been helping other people´s storylines along. Maybe she can give Nick a sloppy old kiss?

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Penelope Cruz Oscar dress 2009

I was very happy to see Penelope Cruz win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. Well deserved, she´s a great actress, blablabla. But that dress…. Last year´s dress was such a knock out, that this year´s was bound to disappoint. Well, it did. What the hell is that? She looks like a little girl on her way to Holy Communion, rather than one of sexiest women alive! Also, it could have been her wedding dress. Maybe she´s trying to tell Javier Bardem something?

Penelope´s Boring Dress

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Heath Ledger as The Joker

Sometimes it´s hard to be the Big favorite, and sometimes it pays off! The Dark Knight didn´t go home with eight Oscars, but it did snag the Big One: Heath Ledger got his well deserved posthumous prize as Best Supporting Actor for his iconic role as The Joker.

According to Oscar protocol, the statuette will eventually go to his three-year-old daughter, Matilda Rose Ledger. According to the academy, the statuette will be held in trust for Matilda by her mom, actress Michelle Williams, until she turns eighteen,” “At that point, she may execute what we call an heir’s agreement and keep the statuette forever – or, if she chooses not to do that, it will return to us.” an Academy official stated.

There were a lot of rumors about who would accept the award, and in the end the prize was accepted very fittingly by Ledger´s family. “Tonight we are choosing to celebrate and be happy for what he has achieved,” said Heath´s mom Sally Bell, who accepted the award together with Heath’s dad, Kim Ledger, and sister, Kate, to a standing ovation on the stage of Hollywood’s Kodak Theatre.

When asked whether Matilda knew about all the Oscar fuss, Heath´s mom commented that Matilda´s mom Michelle Williams keeps her out of the spotlights as much as possible and that the little girl didn´t have a clue.

Heath & Matilda Ledger

Heath´s daughter does bear a strong resmblance to her late dad “You just have to look at her to know that she is totally like her daddy.” Said an emotional Sally Bell.