Canadian Sex Acts

Canadian Sex Acts

Ted thought he was designing the building of his career and then finds out the assignment was cancelled a month ago and Barney and Marshall have been faking it ever since. Robin admits to having gone home with a Canadian mystery celebrity and the gang has to guess who.

I of course checked CanadianSexacts.org and it´s HILARIOUS!

The Reverse Rick Moranis, Frosty Mitten Job, Two Girls, One Stanley Cup.

Wow. FUNNY! I also googled

The Frozen Snowshoe

, but got sucked into a phishing site, so you may want to give that one a miss!
Memorable quotes:
Lily: “So a mystery celebrity who collects mystery items wanted you to do a mystery Canadian sex act!?! TELL US!”

Lily:”I don´t even know any Canadian sex acts!”
Barney: “Well, you´ve got your Sloppy Dog Sled, your Alberta Fur Trapper, your Full Mounty…”

Ted: “I just got screwed by my two best friends and I didn´t even know it!”
Lily: “In Canada, that´s called a Sneaky Snowplough.”

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