Haley, awful dress

Rather uneventful episode, Nathan gets a visit from an old friend, Peyton holds a benefit for her brother Derek, Haley suffers from stage fright and Brooke has a shot at adopting a baby, but Sam doesn’t like it one bit. Gigi is still hitting on Mouth and ends up in his bed….

Loved the way Lucas punched Julian. I still say Peyton went about it all wrong, she should have underplayed it and never, ever, said “we were in love”. Yikes!
Anyway, I guess Movie Guy will be around for a bit (he’s cute, maybe he should have a go at Brooke?) Haley looked awful in that terrible dress! It was perfect for a ten year old going to Sunday school, not for a bunch of horny marines! Peyton looked great

Peyton

though.

Millie is a VIRGIN? And refuses to do any of “the other stuff”? Poor Mouth! I don’t think Nathan or Lucas ever had to put up with any of that crap. If she’s not gonna do any ‘stuff’ Mouth should move on, come on, they’re not 12! They are living together!

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Blair and Serena

It’s Blair’s eighteenth birthday!
Blair’s mom has a new boyfriend, who is not at all like Queen B. expects (come on B, your dad was gay! Being straight probably makes him a better boyfriend for your mom!) because he’s tiny and, well, looks like something from Deep Space Nine.

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HIMYM Barney

Lily and Marshall decide to have a baby, but Lily gets cold feet and calls on Robin and Ted to help her decide.

I like the way they portrayed the way people decide to have kids: Lily and Marshall are deep in debt, live in a crappy apartment, and work all hours of the day. Yet looking at a baby’s sock decides them on having a child. Yep. I’ve seen that happen. Soooo, Robin moves in with Ted, ey?
Well, she’s still aunt Robin, so I guess that’s not gonna happen (I’m still rooting for Barney&Robin, when’s that gonna happen?!) And I’m very glad Lily and Marshall aren’t having a baby. Come on, people having babies are boring!

Also nice to see Kevin’s dad (The Wonderyears!) again, though he didn’t get to do much.

Funny quotes:

Lily: “Baby me, Marshall, I’m ready!”

Robin to Ted “Every time you hear the word ‘kid’ you get two little lactation stains on your shirt.” (ouch!)

Barney:
“The cheerleader effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only as a group. It’s like with cheerleaders. They seem hot, but take each one individually: sled dogs. And that, my friends, is the cheerleader effect, also known as the brides maids paradox, and, for a brief period in the nineties, the Spice girls syndrome. Scary Spice indeed.”

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Bree & Orson

Great ep, Lynette catches Porter with his best friend’s mom, Susan gets back together with yummie Jackson, but insists they wait four dates before having sex in order to get to know each other. Bree and Orson get blackmailed by a disgruntled employee and Katherine’s secret comes out.

Very enjoyable ep. Didn’t like the Gabby yelling at pore old rich lady much, she shouldn’t be so stupid and unkind. But I love Bree and Orson as a couple, they are great together. Love Bree anyway, the way she always tries to stay straight and tidy, but bends the rules when it suits her. The Susan/Jackson storyline was a bit lame and predictable, luckily Jackson is hot! Lynette was very convincing, I’d be shocked if my 16? 17? year old son was doing the dirty with some forty something woman.

Here’s the link

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Robert and Kitty

Kitty’s acting so incredibly neurotic that she might spook the birthmom, Justin says ‘I love you’ to Rebecca and she just says ‘thanks’ (ouch!) and Kevin starts working for his brother in law the senator and has a lot of trouble adjusting. Tommy and Julia spend their anniversary with the entire Walker clan at Magic Manor.

Whaat? ‘The magic of Tommy and Julia’? They both cheated! Like, last Wednesday! Where’s the magic in that? And who on earth celebrates their wedding aaniversary with a herd of overbearing siblings and a meddling mom? Poor, poor Julia ends up being a prop at her own party.

Kitty went in full blown Ally McBeal-mode this episode. Reminded me why I stopped watching. The endless banter, the nervous facial expressions. Poor Robert! The birth mom turned out to be a well educated, self assured, black doctor, not your usual down on her luck trashy teen. How could they not have known that?!

Justin totally freaked Rebecca out by just showing up in her bathroom and standing there. Yikes. That would have freaked me out SO BAD! There’s horror movies based on less than that. And why the hell did she put on her huge towel while still under the shower???!!! Who does that?

Still, liked the episode. Sarah and her geeky new colleagues sitting around, Kitty and George baking cup cakes together, and I do believe senator McAllister is getting cuter all the time.

Good quote:
Robert to Kitty: “If you’re not ready to have your heart broken, you’re not ready to be a parent”

Here’s the link! It actually works! (or at least it did this morning

Robert Pattinson

Rob apparently enjoys playing doomed people: his big screen debut was as the sadly shortliving Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. Now he’ll be hitting the screen playing a gorgous vampire in one of the most eagerly awaited and blogged about book adaptations since Harry P, Twilight.

Rob was only seventeen back in the Harry Potter days, but already he was setting scores of young girls’ hearts aflutter. Now at 22 he’s still confused about the hype. In an interview with EW.com he talks about fans camping outside his door and getting photographed all the time.

Reading the book, which describes Edward as a hunk with huge abs, Rob hit the gym. By the time production was ready to start producers ‘Then three weeks before shooting the producers were like, ‘What’re you doing? You look like an alien!”’ he laughs. ”Oh, well, I thought it was a cool idea.”

Actually, Rob sounds like he’s still seventeen and trying hard to find his cool. Already he likened his screaming fans to ‘the gates of hell’. We wish him all the luck, because with the kind of attention he’s going to get the next few months, he’s going to need it. He’s darned cute though….

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I love Little House on the prairie. That’s why I had mixed feelings when I read about an adult version of this classic children’s tv series. Ma and Pa gettin’ it on in the hayloft? Laura and Almanzo getting frisky after Sunday school? It sheds a whole new light on the Laura and Nellie mudfight (see vid)….
As far as I can remember there’s not an ankle in sight in Little House, let alone ‘adult material’, but you never know: Pa walks into the hayloft, surprises Ma in the bath…

Nope, it’s still kinda yikes and kinda like your parents having sex. Fortunately, we can all rest easy, ’cause it was just some silly Finnish law whereby you have to have every minute of a series checked before it gets a rating at two euros a minute! Getting someone to sit through Little House looking for nipples would cost them a fortune and therefore they chose not to go down that road and simply release it as ‘adult material’. Guess Michael Landon can rest easy.

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Summer Glau aka Cameron

The Connors get robbed, all their cash, credit cards and false id’s are gone. Coincidence or foul play? They don’t know. Meanwhile, Derek is off his game because he’s getting ‘reacquainted’ with Jesse, who seems to have a secret or two of her own.

I was thinking: what if you were a regular burglar, trying to make a buck, and you accidentally hit the Connors house? That’d be bad… Well, stay in school boys, crime doesn’t pay!
Riley is getting on my nerves, hope she gets chewed up by a rampaging robot soon….

I LOVE Summer Glau/Cameron! I feel sorry every time a bad guy crosses her path. The way she chased that dentist and ripped him from his car! I love that stuff! I wish I was a terminator, must be so cool….

Here’s the Megavideo/Sidereel link

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Shanae Grimes aka 90210 Annie

Mom and Pop come out with the ‘You have a half brother’ thing. The kids aren’t impressed. Dixon feels threatened, Annie is hurt. Ethan and Annie try to keep their ‘relationship’ a secret. Yeah, that’ll work!

Annie finally gets drunk, about time too!

Stupid bits:
Annie thinks Jimmy Choo is Chinese food? That’s not Kansas, that’s plain stupid. Did they ban all Sex and the City episodes in Kansas? Is it wall to wall Little house on the prairie? These writers seem pretty clueless. There must be hotter brands for teens out there? Jimmy Choo? Why don’t these writers check out the occasional Gossip Girl ep? Or simply read some gossip rag? Clueless!

Funny quote: Naomi: “Oh, no, there’s boys! Now I have to give a crap what I look like!”

Here’s the Sidereel/Megavideo link

Joe Manganiello, aka Hunky Owen

Lucas is trying to write the scene where Keith gets shot by Dan and receives a helping hand from an unexpected quarter, Nathan plays the semi finals of Slamball, but his rivals are out to hurt him, Brooke finds a naked man in her car and Jamie gets a lesson in economics from Sam.

Last episode ended with creepy movie buff buying Lucas’ book and Peyton freaking out. So who is this guy? The answer is reaaaaally boring. I was hoping for drug dealer, the man who sold her baby, her buddy in a bank robbery, but no, alas, it’s simply an ex boyfriend. So then we get a couple of flash backs which are supposed to portray a Great Love Affair, but it’s weak. They’re all loved up and then break up over a BOOK?!

And why doesn’t Peyton simply come out and tell Lucas? It’s a pretty good story for him, basically he broke them up! I know, I know, it’s a soap….

Finding a huge naked man in my car would have totally freaked me out as well, but on second thoughts, Owen is really hunky, so I don’t think I’d have kicked him out. Hot, hot, hot. I guess he’ll be gone again from now on, seen as Brooke doesn’t want to get back together and Nathan is quitting Slamball, and it’s a shame. ‘Cause he sure looked good getting arrested!

Anyway here’s the Sidereel/Megavideo link

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