Billy Bob looking not so hot vs Duchovny: come on, no contest!

I bet David Duchovny was well miffed when he found out he was being cheated on with Billy *&^&* Bob Thornton!

Billy Bob has a long history of capturing the hearts of babes, not the least of which is, of course, the fabulous miz Angelina Jolie. Though God only knows why all these drop dead gorgeous lasses go for  the old Billy goat, because he looks like the back of my foot. So when word broke that Tea Leoni left cute hubby David Duchovny for Billy Bob I was more than a little shocked. Gerard Butler, sure, I’d go for it, but BILLY BOB? Jeez.

As a feminist I must say it’s nice when the wife leaves the attractive successful male for a change. But the whole Duchovny-sex-addiction-rehab thing seems weird: As someone (sorry, I forget who, but you’re great!) said on the web “Going on a porn & sex binge after being dumped by your wife of eleven years and then being called a sex addict is like crawling out of the desert after a month and being called a water addict.”

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Brad & Angelina

Brad Pitt may have his hands full raising six kids, but he’s also found time to speak out on and support the ‘No on prop 8″ movement, donating 100.000 dollars.

On November 4th Californians can vote on whether same sex couples should be denied the right to get married. Right now they can, if the law’s passed, they can’t. An attempt at legalizing ridiculous discrimination. Marriage is about commitment and love, and denying two people who love each other the right to get married is weird and a little bit frightening. This time it’s gay people, why not next time forbid a Catholic from marrying a Protestant, a white man from marrying a black woman. Or a Jew. Wait, didn’t we already reject those kinds of ridiculous segregational laws?

Brad and Angelina have donated 100.000 bucks, so have Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw. Maybe you can help too: Check out the website

Angie tastefully breastfeeding

Now I know Ang is one of the world’s finest looking women, and even when pregnant she’s gorgeous. Still, I really don’t want to see her breast feed, just like I don’t want to see her doing a number two. Actually, this is worse, because it’s sending out the message that breast feeding in public is great. Sexy even. It so IS NOT!

There I was, sitting on a terrace, minding my own business, cup of coffee and then wham! at the table next to me this New Mom whips out her swollen nipples. Guey milk dripping, baby crying, but mostly that horribly swollen nipple: yikes. After I politely asked whether she could maybe do that somewhere else, I got my head bitten off and all the crap about the miracle of motherhood. It didn’t improve after that.

If a guy whipped it out and started enjoying the moment there isn’t a mom who would sit idly by, even though you could argue a good case about the miracle of sex and how great it is when a man is comfortable with his sexuality. Those men are called pervs, those women are called moms.

There was a great episode in Sex and the city where Carrie visits Miranda and Miranda is trying to breastfeed her little boy Brady. Yep, that’s what average breastfeed-breasts look like: YIKES!

It’s just like Demi naked and preggers on the cover of Vogue. Great pic, and yes, Demi looked great. However, since then every pregnant woman feels she has to flaunt that huge belly with barely there tops that leave a lot of bloated, stretched to the max skin very, very visible. It really puts me off my morning coffee. So Ang, do us all a favor: breast feed in private and leave nipples in the realm they belong: sex.