Serena ´s fab Graduation dress

If, like me, you watch Gossip Girl partly because they all look so spectacular, then you´ll be very happy to know that at least one of thos fab dresses is, kind of, within reach.
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Michelle Trachtenberg

Evil Georgina might be returning to the Upper East side!
Last year we met with Serena’s former friend and arch enemy Georgina. When Serena was still a party girl the two used to sleep around and do drugs, but now that Serena has gone goodie two Louboutins Georgina finds sick pleasure in tormentng her.

Hey, anyone tormenting Serena is ok with me and I must say I liked Trachtenberg. As Buffy’s sis (where IS Sarah Michelle Geller anyway? Off having babies? Rehab?) she was a bit too sweet to be true, I like the more curvy, adult version. And her clothes are much, much better.

As with many evil doers, you wonder why they make such a song and dance of being evil, it would be so much easier to just get along.   Or find new friends to go drinking with. But wehey, we need a bit of action in Gossip Girl. Rumors are flying that Georgina is Lily and Rufus’ love child. What do you think?

Of course Georgie could be having a love child of her own, after her fling with Dan? 

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Ugly Betty

Betty tries to get into an editorial writing program and comes up against Mark. Both have to present concepts for a magazine, and only one of them can get in. Wilhelmina tries to get Connor in the sack, while Daniel has the hots for Connors fiance, Molly, the kindergarten teacher. Justin gets into trouble with his best friend.

I really like Hilda as a mom. For all her trashy talk and low cut dresses, she’s a model mom who always puts her kid first. Betty is an IDIOT for giving up on the stupid writing program just because she may have gotten special treatment. Why the hellll would she give it up just so Mark (!) could get in???? Other than that it is the usual Daniel screws up, Daniel fixes things in the end story line, but it was a feelgood episode.

More on Betty here: Ugly Betty vs Gossip Girl

Blair and Serena

It’s Blair’s eighteenth birthday!
Blair’s mom has a new boyfriend, who is not at all like Queen B. expects (come on B, your dad was gay! Being straight probably makes him a better boyfriend for your mom!) because he’s tiny and, well, looks like something from Deep Space Nine.

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Gossip Girl: Serena & Nate

Nate and Jenny???? Really?
Why the hell is Blair dressed up like an Alice in Wonderland doll? To get into Yale?!

Anyway, Blair gets stuck with the young daughter of some old crone who might help her get into Yale (yup, Yale. Again) Of course the old hag LOVES Serena and can’t even remember Blair’s name. Yawn, yes, we get it, everybody loves Serena, now can she be hit by a bus? The young sweet child turns out to be a slutty teen out to lose her cherry and runs into none other than Chuck Bass. Though why he would be interested in a yikes 13, 14 year old? Kinda gross! Meanwhile, Jennie is staging a guerilla fashion show, which looked kinda ok. Gosh, why did I waist all those years in high school going to boring classes etc. when I could have started my own fashion line?

Gossip Girl TWBB was an ok episode, not wow, not crap, just average. Little J is getting a LOT more air time than anyone could care about, Blair is acting like an idiot, Serena is mooning over dorky artist guy (that failed tiny moustache drove me insane. And the stupid red scarf. Dan is starting to look better and better!) and Nate, gorgeous, albeit frightfully boring and stiff Nate, is into Jennie? Yikes. Isn’t that illegal? She’s, like, 12?

Anyway: funny quotes
Blair to Serena: The guy gave you a ring pop when you were seven, move on!
(so true!)

Jailbait Girl to Chuck: “By the way, my name is…”
Chuck: “Let’s not spoil the moment with you talking.”

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Chuck & Blair

No HIMYM alas last night! Because of the world series? I don’t care about the world series!!!!! I want my weekly fix of Marshall and Barney! Anyway, there was Gossip Girl though, apparently Manhattan’s too chique to be bothered by a little thing like the world series and it was actually pretty good!

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Blair

Gossip Girl went all Dangerous Liaisons/Cruel Intentions on us. Nice try, but Blair gave up way too soon, and there was none of the tension. Chuck apparently took one look at wholesome Vanessa and caved completely. Jeez…..  Vanessa must be one of the most boring people on the planet and thick as three planks to fall for Chuck. Doesn’t she watch tv? At all?! And Chuck actually interested in Boring Vanessa? Puhlease! Even though even he must get really tired of Blairs stupid hairbands….

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