They are young, rich and beautiful, so why do they end up with such crappy men???? Here’s my list of girls who picked the WORST possible celebrity boyfriends, including Princess Diana, Posh Spice and, of course, Sienna Miller.

Balthazar and Sienna frolicking

In at number 7:
Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty
Apart from being a bad boyfriend, Balthazar Getty seems to be a plain bad human being. Balthy ran off with ultimate homewrecker Sienna Miller, leaving his wife and four (!) young children behind to be photographed, again and again, holding Sienna’s naked naughty bits in front of droves of reporters. Nice one. What a complete and utter tool!

6: Halle Berry & Eric Bennet
Berry’s ex Eric Bennet cheated on her, over and over. Imagine that. Cheating on Halle Berry?! You idiot! Didn’t you see that Bond movie? To top things off, Eric himself claims he ‘only cheated to save the marriage’. Soooo, how’s that working for ya?

Anne and the fraudster

5: Anne Hathaway & Raffaello Follieri
Thought she found amore with Italian millionaire hunk Raffaello Follieri. Alas, he turned out to be a fraudster, using a picture of himself and the pope(!) to get people to give him loads of cash. Bafflingly, it actually worked! Bad boy’s doing time and Anne insists she’s seeing a ’sexy man’. Better watch your wallet there, Anne!

Number 4
Britney Spears & Kfed
Ah. Brit. Poor, poor Brit. Married Kevin Federline, a guy who was in it for her fame and who somehow managed to come out looking like the more respectable parent of the two. Ai. That’s a bad, bad boyfriend.

Number 3

Eddie & Scary

Scary Spice & Eddie Murphy
Scary Mel B. dated and quickly fell pregnant by the not so great Eddy Murphy. The Beverly Hills Cop denied point blank until a paternity test (how embarrassing!) proved Scary’d been right all along and he was the father of their daughter. He has still refused to even see the little girl. Jerk!

Number 2
Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham & Some Sad Loser
The sins of our youth will keep haunting us forever! Posh’ Ex boyfriend Corey Haim did a kiss-and-tell story on Posh, years and years after they split up. Now we all know Posh is a bad kisser….

Now that’s pretty bad, but I saved the best/worst for last!

Number 1

Princess Diana

Lady Di & James Hewitt
Absolutely, undeniably, no contest, worst boyfriend ever: Di’s ex James Hewitt told the world in a documentary all about his affair with Lady Di. I guess at least he had the courtesy to say that she was a good lover. So I suppose Di has that small advantage over Posh. However, Hewitt then went on to sell her love letters to the highest bidder.

Ohmygod, what kind of a jerk does that? Well, a greedy one apparently. I hope there’s a special circle of hell for cads like this. There probably is….

Barney & Robin

Japan?!! Did you see the look on poor Barney’s face when Robin said she’d be moving to Japan?????
Just as I was hoping that this might be the end of Boring Stella (Sarah Chalke), because of the whole New Jersey-thing, by the way, what is up with that? Why was there absolutely no discussion possible? Why does Stella get to storm off and Ted just has to take it? I really don’t like her, hope she goes away. I will say it again: I like Sarah Chalke in Scrubs, but in HIMYM she’s just a dud. She never has any funny lines and she’s way too grown up for the others, probably because of the whole doctor and child-thing.

Anyway, what will happen with Robin and Barney? Will Barney finally admit to his feelings? Probably. But what will Robin do? And is it me, or is this more a Friends-situation than a HIMYM-situation? I LOVE Barney, I love that he tried to pick up a lesbian! I just sincerely hope they are not going to turn Barney&Robin into Ross&Rachel. Not sure Barney will be funny in a relationship.

I have the feeling, and I think there’s a lot of HIMYM-fans out there who share this sentiment, that the writing’s a bit off this season. Really hope it picks up and ditching Stella, and maybe bringing back Victoria? would be great.

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