Katie in harem pants and creepy lace

Aiaiaiai, a damning, lukewarm reception for Katie’s role in Arthur Miller’s All my sons. “a girlish exuberance that could serve her well in certain stage roles, provided she finds a director who can ease her obvious self-consciousness.” writes USA Today. Not quite a rave review.

Katie seemed to try and deflect the attention by dressing up in a harem-girl-meets-Las-Vegas-stripper outfit. It kinda worked, because what the hell?

So Katie’s not a great actress. Quel surprise, did anyone actually watch Dawson’s Creek? On the other hand, Arthur Miller hasn’t been this populair since he was married to Marilyn Monroe!

Not so steamy Katie

Katie Holmes has made some bad career choices, starting of course, with marrying village idiot Cruise. It’s a bit like Jennifer Anniston: marrying Brad Pitt, then the hottest guy on the planet probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but looking back…..

These days Katie mostly gets headlines for wearing the same pair of sunglasses as daughter Suri or stepping out with Posh, not for her acting abilities and Tom, well, we all know what his headlines are like. finally she’s making a bit of a stir doing some acting, this time in ABC’s Eli Stone, a show I quite like, but wouldn’t miss if it was axed. The singing and visions are all a bit too Ally McBeal for me, and they’re lawyers to boot. Not as much crying, thank god, as on Ally McBeal which seemed to have every episode end with someone walking alone in the rainy or snowy night.

Anyway, Katie’s one of Eli’s visions in an episode that’s yet to air. It’s propably meant to be sexy, dancing in some kind of catsuit and so far it’s been described as ’steamy’ ‘hot’ and ’sexy’.I’m sorry, are we looking at the same pics/vids here? So NOT sexy! Looks like a bloke with a wig in really high heels. Nope. Not doing it for us, not sexy at all.  And steamy only because she seems to be dancing in some sort of cloud. I quite like her singing though. Katie’s episode airs 21st of October

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