Sarah Jane Morris: pretty dull

At least Balthazar Getty gets his rocks off occasionally and is snapped in ridiculously compromising positions with playmate Sienna Miller. On-screen long suffering spouse Sarah Jane Morris on the other hand only gets to say lame lines such as “are you all right?”, “maybe you should talk to her” and “the baby is asleep”. Jeez, hardly a challenging role.So far all she’s done is sit around and cry. And their marriage isn’t of the exemplary kind, they were apart for what? A month? And they BOTH cheated?

I actually remember thinking during the pilot that the pretty blond girl had hardly any on-screen time and idly wondering whether that would ever change. It hasn’t, poor lass. So who is this Sarah Jane Morris (is it me or is her very name boring as well?).

Well, she was born in Memphis, Tennessee in 1977. Her father is called Walker Morris, which is a reasonably funny coincidence, as her character now is Julia Walker. It doesn’t get much more exciting though. Her dad’s a pilot, her mom’s a social worker, Sarah Jane got married to a guy named Ned and they have a dog called Floyd, she does yoga… Apparently (watch Jimmy Kimmel video) she steals used grease to use as bio-diesel. Yikes. That’s the most politically correct crime I’ve ever heard of!
Here’s the vid of Sarah Jane on Jimmy Kimmel:

Yup, if anyone’s leaving the show, it should so be her, because she is dull in real life as well! Couldn’t she have squeezed in a drug habit or an illegitimate child? Somewhere?Maybe Tommy could get together with Holly? Now that would cause a stir….

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Billy Bob looking not so hot vs Duchovny: come on, no contest!

I bet David Duchovny was well miffed when he found out he was being cheated on with Billy *&^&* Bob Thornton!

Billy Bob has a long history of capturing the hearts of babes, not the least of which is, of course, the fabulous miz Angelina Jolie. Though God only knows why all these drop dead gorgeous lasses go for  the old Billy goat, because he looks like the back of my foot. So when word broke that Tea Leoni left cute hubby David Duchovny for Billy Bob I was more than a little shocked. Gerard Butler, sure, I’d go for it, but BILLY BOB? Jeez.

As a feminist I must say it’s nice when the wife leaves the attractive successful male for a change. But the whole Duchovny-sex-addiction-rehab thing seems weird: As someone (sorry, I forget who, but you’re great!) said on the web “Going on a porn & sex binge after being dumped by your wife of eleven years and then being called a sex addict is like crawling out of the desert after a month and being called a water addict.”

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Brad & Angelina

Brad Pitt may have his hands full raising six kids, but he’s also found time to speak out on and support the ‘No on prop 8″ movement, donating 100.000 dollars.

On November 4th Californians can vote on whether same sex couples should be denied the right to get married. Right now they can, if the law’s passed, they can’t. An attempt at legalizing ridiculous discrimination. Marriage is about commitment and love, and denying two people who love each other the right to get married is weird and a little bit frightening. This time it’s gay people, why not next time forbid a Catholic from marrying a Protestant, a white man from marrying a black woman. Or a Jew. Wait, didn’t we already reject those kinds of ridiculous segregational laws?

Brad and Angelina have donated 100.000 bucks, so have Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw. Maybe you can help too: Check out the website