Blair and Serena

It’s Blair’s eighteenth birthday!
Blair’s mom has a new boyfriend, who is not at all like Queen B. expects (come on B, your dad was gay! Being straight probably makes him a better boyfriend for your mom!) because he’s tiny and, well, looks like something from Deep Space Nine.

Serena and boring artisty Aaron are doing utterly boring stuff with maps, Dan is selling out Chuck to get into Yale and Little J is getting into a cat fight with model Agnes.

I know, I know, I don’t like Serena, but couldn’t she be a lot more unhappy. A venereal disease, a train wreck, something?

Sad moment: Chuck buys his dad a box at the Rangers and all his dad can say is “Nice gesture, but misguided as usual. I don’t have time for hockey games.” Jerk!

Funny quotes:

Blair to Serena: “Who cares about plaque or pretentious artists when your best friend is having a melt down?” (so true!)

Blair to Serena: “A guy starts in his blue period and it’s all great, but then he gets into cubism and it’s some other girl’s eye coming out of her forehead!” (you go girl!)

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I hate Serena!

So there, I said it. In this episode, like in the past few we’ve seen, everything goes her way, everybody wants to be with her, make her happy and apparently they even send her handwritten invites to please come to Yale? Reallly? She can’t have much of an academic record, so they’d be taking her for her, erm, hair tossing skills?

The gang goes to Yale, Nate to score a chick, Chuck to get with the skulls, Blair to live her life long dream and Serena’s just there to piss Blair off. Oh, yeah, Dan’s there too, but he’s so dull I forgot about him. So anyway, I like the thought of them all at Yale, however unlikely, and college girls hitting on 17 yearolds, it’s cute. Though having said that, if there were any 17 year olds visiting my college, looking like Nate…

But lets get back to hating Serena. I’m so with Blair, if I were her, I’d be hiring hitmen to bring her down. For humanity’s sake, Serena needs taking down a peg or two. How can she succeed at EVERYTHING? Marc Jacobs named a BAG after her? And how come the Dean of Yale found her enchanting? She can’t have had that much to say. Have you EVER heard Serena say anything remotely funny or interesting? Maybe she’s saving up all her good material for this type of encounter, but woohaaa. Can Serena PLEASE get a nasty venereal disease? Or at least a bad hairday?

Loved the catfight, loved Dan tied to the statue.

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